It was 9.03 am, Friday the 18th February 2019, some have already said ‘This is a momentous occasion in our countries history’.
Our CEO, Jon Skinner called a cobra style meeting this morning, which took place at the Music Gateway headquarters in downtown Reigate, Surrey, United Kingdon. In attendance: Mary, Sophie, James, Mark, Josh, Jon, Sam and a lot of black coffee.
It has become clear to everyone in our great nation that urgent action was needed, but do not fear, as we have simply DELIVERED. Yes, that’s right, we have put together the finest cabinet re-shuttle anyone has ever seen, which is designed to take us through the chaos that is, BREXIT and put right all the wrongs of yesteryear.