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Ok this is the story of how I lost all my money
On derivative contracts
And how I earned it all back
By exploiting an arbitrage
In the international organ market
So tune in
Cause it's about to get crazy

Fuck an Index
Fuck the blue chips
Fuck retirement
Fuck an Index
Fuck the blue chips
Fuck retirement
Need the money now
Need the money quick
So imma invest in
Speculative Derivatives

Put a motherfucking put on the S&P
Then I sold calls against it bet on volatility
Little did I know I did it right before a rally
Needless to say, they expired out the money
I went out of my depth, when I put in every cent
Lost a 40k bet
Now I don't got nothing left
Working at Wendy's
Working for some pennies
Don't want to file for bankruptcy å
So I'mma sell my kidney
On the way home from the doctor
Got my fucking kidney in the cooler
Im one organ down, but Iimma turn this loss around
Hop on google chrome, and what do I find?
In the USA the price of KIDNEYS underpriced
But If sell in Israel, the returns 16 times
16 times
16 times
All I need now was the airplane
But I got no money for tickets after last trade
I steal duck tape from the store and then I leave
Tape myself to a plane to Tel Aviv
The heights were really scary but at least I flew for free
After I landed I went to sell my kidney
Didn't even take a day
Before I got an offer
160k
160k
160k
So yeah that's really the story
Lost all my money in options
Made it in organs
Didn't make it in options
But I made it in organs
Yeah
Yeah
Sleepy-Zs
Lets go
Sleepy-Zs